I came up short, so instead enjoy this humorous 'spill' anecdote from the turn-of-the-previous-century Sydney newspaper The Arrow. I'm sure there's an appropriate metaphor for our sudden change of Prime Minister in here somewhere:
UNLUCKY TO SPILL SALT.
A philosopher was 
dining at a George-street restaurant. 
In stretching out his hand to get the 
po-tatoes he happened to upset the salt. 
"You will observe," he remarked to the 
waiter who stood just behind him, "that it is unlucky to upset the salt. To 
avert the ill luck you should take a pinch of the salt you have upset and throw 
it over your left shoulder."
The philosopher then 
suited the action to the word, and the salt went into the waiter's eyes. 
The waiter is now
of the opinion that 
it is sometimes unlucky 
to upset the salt.
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